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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
He goes, "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
She says, "We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all....my husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke.......LOL
He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
He goes, "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
She says, "We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all....my husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke.......LOL
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Comment by MaryJane on December 12, 2008 at 4:57am - hehehe.......U think so??...
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Comment by MaryJane on December 10, 2008 at 1:54am
- oeee Sailor.... wt do U mean by ur question...grrrrrrrrr.... drau vi vaseline yani o kemudrau....LOL
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Comment by Sailor on December 7, 2008 at 3:52am - Nasikawa the question to ask Mary Jane is if she has been vaselined.......lol....
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Comment by Fizha Fantacy on November 22, 2008 at 11:05pm - good one girl
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Comment by MaryJane on November 21, 2008 at 12:16am
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(luks up)
Sabby, U perv!!....LOL
(shakes head@NB)....lai lotu!!.....LOL
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Comment by Sabrina on November 20, 2008 at 9:51pm - dang i was waitin for it to get dirty!!
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Comment by LaUaNFLavOr on November 20, 2008 at 3:18pm - hahahaha.. good one mary j.
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Comment by Nasikawa Blues on November 20, 2008 at 2:36am -
u need to be vaselined..
lol
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