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Taiqueen

HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

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1. At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a Hair dryer at passing cars…..see if they slow down


2. On all your cheque stubs..Write “For Marijuana”


3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.


4. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.


5. Sing along at the opera.


6. When the money comes out of the ATM scream…”I Won! I Won!”


7. When leaving the zoo start running towards the car park, yelling..”Run for your lives!!”


8. Tell your children over dinner..”Due to the economy, we’re going to have to let one of you go”


And the final way to keep a Healthy Level Of Insanity


9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy and ask where the fitting room is..

 

I hope you had a great time reading this……:) :) :)

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Taiqueen Comment by Taiqueen on January 30, 2012 at 6:27pm

hahahha..can imagine the faces and swearing...........lol..good 1@ali

ali hussein Comment by ali hussein on January 30, 2012 at 6:23pm

try toying wit de METER box.. WEN DE SEVENS IS on where fiji is in de final and winning......LOL.. u will both loose ur sanity and ur dignity.......hehehehehe

Taiqueen Comment by Taiqueen on January 26, 2012 at 5:00pm

you're welcome nizzi...always a pleasure to get a comment from u...:D

ⓃⓘⓏⓏⓘ Comment by ⓃⓘⓏⓏⓘ on January 26, 2012 at 4:54pm

@no.9 was 2 jks

imagine sum1 actually doing dat =D 

Thnx 4 da laugh

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