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A bloke goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years..'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The bloke says, 'Yes 100%...an bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the bloke, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '
'This is a council job,' the interviewer says... 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.'
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years..'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The bloke says, 'Yes 100%...an bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the bloke, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '
'This is a council job,' the interviewer says... 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.'
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Comment by Savitri on November 24, 2008 at 7:48pm -
hehehe sis that is funny
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Comment by LaUaNFLavOr on November 23, 2008 at 12:38pm -
lolz...
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Comment by Nasikawa Blues on November 23, 2008 at 12:39am -
wahahahahaha
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