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Boobs vs. Willies
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said,
'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said,
'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'
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Comment by palindrajit on October 22, 2010 at 3:49am -
yar really what a nice and perfect joke. yr comparison are really authentic.
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Comment by TUKS89 on July 26, 2009 at 5:34pm -
a CHRISTMAS TREE!!!.....
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Comment by Vincenzo on February 9, 2009 at 6:40am -
this one's a classic LOL
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Comment by TK on January 24, 2009 at 4:31am -
are U sure? A Christmas tree is full of surprises!
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Comment by Savitri on December 15, 2008 at 6:29pm -
lol
pretty true though huh?
lol
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Comment by MALCOMX on December 15, 2008 at 3:29pm -
dam you sav ... how dare? ... ahem
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Comment by Sabrina on December 9, 2008 at 10:13pm -
lols, good one savs :)
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Comment by roi on December 7, 2008 at 9:17am -
I don't know if I should be laughing with you or laughing beside you. :P ;)
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Comment by priya on December 6, 2008 at 10:17pm -
hahahahhahahahahahaa lolz dats funny sis
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Comment by LaUaNFLavOr on December 6, 2008 at 4:09pm -
whahahahahhaha..
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