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August 2008 Blog Posts (21)

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Added by Heilala Mohea on August 25, 2008 at 7:04pm — 1 Comment

YOUR BEAUTY

Words are empty, worthless, meaningless and lack substance if one had to describe you my love. Words alone cannot desribe your beauty, maybe your a song that needs to be sung night and day, maybe your a star whose brightness needs to be admired in the darkest of nights, maybe your a story that needs to be told over and over again, maybe your a flower that blooms once only in a lifetime, how about a crystal clear river that flows into the sea? may be your just a mist in a clear and cold winter… Continue

Added by Lovelessman on August 20, 2008 at 4:50am — No Comments

Thinking of You

I rode the bus from town to my destination today. In the afternoon at 12:15pm to be exact. I sat there looking out the window, through the smoke and the haze of the exhaust fumes. In all these I saw only your face, your beautiful smile so pure, the expression on your face so clear. I remember the way you style your hair, and that simple dress you wear. You look so beautiful, it was like staring into a dream, a dream of an angel and the light she bears. Everything seemed to be a blur now, I… Continue

Added by Lovelessman on August 20, 2008 at 2:02am — 1 Comment

Its All About Love

Muhammed Ali often said "Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee." What was he reffering to? Was it his stinging jabs? The way he danced? Or his viscious hooks? To some, it was all about the way he moved. The way he carried himself in the ring, and seem to glide across the canvas like a ballerina on wheels. Are these all really what Ali was alluding to? I guess we all have our ideas on this. But I believe for "The Greatest", it was all about love.

So what is love, I hear you ask? Is it to… Continue

Added by Lovelessman on August 19, 2008 at 8:09am — No Comments

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK?????

It is a good feeling when we can still make friends, have a laugh, and maybe fall in love again in our old age, right? The way the corners of your mouth turn upwards when you smile is so cute. The sparkle in your eyes tells me your a gem of a lady. Is cupid a friend of your smile? Im asking coz I can somehow feel his arrows flying at me. I wish I could catch one and hold it close to my chest; close my eyes, dream a lover's dream, and float away in a sea of happiness. Is it too much to ask, to… Continue

Added by Lovelessman on August 19, 2008 at 7:28am — No Comments

Multi Platform Producer

Multi platform Producer,

Game show, Online game and Feature Film.



I would like to start a business partnership with a established business entity in



Australia (taken), Canada, USA (taken), China (taken),

Japan, Korea, Fiji (taken), UK (taken),

Spain, Brazil, France, Germany, Holland (taken)

Italy, South Africa, Mexico, Denmark,

Russia, India, Dubai (AE)



The process is

1. Set up local… Continue

Added by Willie Hill on August 14, 2008 at 5:00pm — 1 Comment

Vakavakarau ki na i Sevu ni yabaki 2009!!!

Added by SPADRE on August 13, 2008 at 4:45pm — 1 Comment

HELP

Hi,

Everyone, I am from Sacramento California and I am in need of help. You see I am having a party real soon and I need to get the CD which has the song "go Kandiya, go Jaathi", remember from the late 90's. Well could someone please get back to me with some information on this...............thanks:)

Added by Sacramento Princess on August 12, 2008 at 4:13pm — No Comments

WAT U MEAN 2 ME FAXEN

I never came here looking for a single soul.

But now that I found you I want you to know



I had forgotten how to smile, how to laugh, how to be me

I had forgotten the sweet pleasure of a heart filled with glee.



I was intoxicated with life... books and studies

Never stopping for fun... it just wasn't there you see.



Since I have found you... it's been a complete turn around

I smile and laugh again... not much gets me down.



I get… Continue

Added by Aspire on August 11, 2008 at 3:17am — 1 Comment

RANDOM FRIEND

It was at random that we met,

A chance that not many get.

When I heard the "Uh Oh",

How was I to know!

That you would turn out to be my special friend,

Someone who could be there,

Until the end.



No matter how I feel or what I do,

I know, in my heart,

That I can count on you.



I've never seen you,

Heard you, or touched you.

Those kind of chances are very few.



To meet someone from far away,

Never knowing if… Continue

Added by Aspire on August 11, 2008 at 3:15am — 1 Comment

Love has no Limits

LOVE HAS NO LIMIT....... .....



While Dad was polishing his new car,



his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.



In his anger, Dad took the child's hand & hit it many times, not



realizing he was using a wrench.



At the hospital, his child said "Dad when will my fingers grow back?"



Dad was so hurt.





He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.





Sitting back he… Continue

Added by Aspire on August 11, 2008 at 2:53am — No Comments

In Gods Hands

Wishing to encourage her young son's progress on the piano, a mother took her boy to a Paderewski concert. After they were seated, the mother spotted a friend in the audience and walked down the aisle to greet her. Seizing the opportunity to explore the wonders of the concert hall, the little boy rose and eventually explored his way through a door marked "NO ADMITTANCE."



When the house lights dimmed and the concert was about to begin, the mother returned to her seat and discovered… Continue

Added by Aspire on August 11, 2008 at 2:49am — No Comments

This Is Beautiful

This is beautiful!She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?'





The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'





Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'





The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son?… Continue

Added by Aspire on August 11, 2008 at 2:47am — 1 Comment

Uncharted Waters

Demons of your past cannot diminish the light in your heart

You know its sparkle, but keep shying away from its radiance



I have seen and touched its glow from the first day I met you

and it warms me beyond any sun ray that could ever touch me



If I thought love was defined before, you gave it a whole new meaning

If I thought I had loved before,

I only felt ripples and not the pebble touching the water's surface,

becoming one with the… Continue

Added by Andrea on August 8, 2008 at 10:30am — 2 Comments

SEX BUILDS BETTER HEALTH

When you have sex on your mind, chances are H-E-A-L-T-H is the last thing you thinking about - but the two actually go hand-in-glove! Sex promotes both our physical and psychological health, according to experts,(hmmm not me..sshhhh....)



1. Sex Busts Stress - Tailevuan researcher......(archoooo)...... studied the sexual activity of 24 women and 22 men, then then put them ni stressfull situations such as public speaking. The subjects who had intercourse withstood stress better than… Continue

Added by Partywestgal on August 7, 2008 at 10:59pm — No Comments

Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.



So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.'

The woman did as she was told.

'Now get down and craw reery,… Continue

Added by ღ Nookie ღ on August 6, 2008 at 11:00pm — 2 Comments

Sad day for us :'(

My sweet and adorable and only aunt passed away today.. we didn't even know that she was sick.. she was hospitalized 3 days ago and was supposedly supposed to be discharged today.. but she did not make it. She had her 2nd heart attack and had shortage of breath and within seconds doctors said she has kidney failure and does not have much chances of survival.. yet we still consoled each other and said she will pull through this, that she is the stronger one out of all of us, that she is a… Continue

Added by Sabrina on August 4, 2008 at 8:52pm — 2 Comments

Not For Kids

Jim decided to propose to Sandy,

but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to



confess to her man about her childhood illness.

She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that



left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old.



He stated that it was ok because he loved her soooo much.



However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open



up and admit that he also had a deformity too.



Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and… Continue

Added by ღ Nookie ღ on August 4, 2008 at 5:52am — 4 Comments

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an …

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but

knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the

newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job.



One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she

decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around

the… Continue

Added by ღ Nookie ღ on August 2, 2008 at 7:02pm — 5 Comments

Sperm Bank Robbery

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun.

'Open the fucking safe!' he yells at the girl behind the counter.

'But we're not a real bank' replies the girl. 'This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money'.

'Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!' She obliges and opens the safe door.

'Take one of the bottles and drink it!'

'But it's full of sperm' the girl replies nervously.

'Don't argue, just drink it' he says. She… Continue

Added by ღ Nookie ღ on August 2, 2008 at 6:52pm — No Comments

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