My name is nox and whatever my friend say about me is all true this is cool, funny, and classical in being a best friend any one would ask 4 this all my determinats in life......
thats me:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) i hail from da beautiful island of VANUA LEVU in lambasa in da friendly village of NASEKULA (NAZCOOL VILLE) :O :O :O :O :O :O i have half a blood of da VANUA BALAVU islander from LAU :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( well m proud to be a half MAOLI
v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨)… Continue
Added by KNOX, R. DRAUNA on May 31, 2009 at 7:16pm —
Read to the end.... a new twist!!
1. The bandage was wound
around the wound
2. The farm was used produce produce
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse
4. We must polish
5. He could lead
if he would get the lead
6. The soldier decided to desert
his dessert in the desert
7. Since there is no time like the present
, he… Continue
Added by MaryJane on May 31, 2009 at 1:38pm —
What is it?
It is a virus that mutated from pigs and transmitted to some humans
Which places have been affected?
Mexico City, California and Texas, so far
How many have been killed?
103 people in Mexico City
How many have been infected?
Mexican authorities are investigating 1,614 suspected cases. The flu is spreading with 20 cases in the United States and four in Canada. New Zealand reported 15 new… Continue
Added by Benj7g on May 31, 2009 at 3:24am —
HI IM KENNY IM BRAZILIAN MEN LOOKINFOR NEWS FRIENDS!
Added by kenny on May 30, 2009 at 10:46am —
Duck Law No. 1
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, looks like a duck and cooks like a duck, it’s a duck.
Restatement: All things are known by their attributes.
Duck Law No. 2
Even under ideal circumstances, no duck, no matter how noble or well-intentioned, can be an eagle.
Restatement: All things must be what they are.
Duck Law No. 3
A duck can pretend to be an eagle except in times of adversity.
Restatement: Pretense… Continue
Added by Benj7g on May 29, 2009 at 3:30pm —
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioned in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his… Continue
Added by MaryJane on May 28, 2009 at 12:32am —
i have 16 friends who i enjoy with them alot... first is tabz who is alway doing funny stuff in class. next is lusi sitting beside tabz and talking.. lusi alwayz have many plans for the day so she tells monica all about it and the laugh about it... lakesh joins the crew and they enjoy... and the nadro crew repeka, mili and i sitting close by and visit friends on myfijifriends profiles... on the other side ramulo, ilietia and ozy are planing to interrupt repeka and then i join we all say things… Continue
Added by willame on May 27, 2009 at 4:44pm —
The Smart Bastard John wanted to have $ex with a girl in his Office...but she belonged to someone else...One day John got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll giveyou a $100 if you let me have you...but the girl said NO.John said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend downand I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend...So she called her… Continue
Added by kreallove on May 27, 2009 at 12:30pm —
kiss on the belly--- lets hav sex
kiss on the forehead--- forever u will be mine
kiss on the ear--- i'm horny
kiss on the cheek--- we're friends
kiss on the hand--- i adore u
kiss on the neck--- we belong together
kiss on the shoulder--- i want u
kiss on the lips--- i luv u or i want u
Holding Hands--- we can learn to love each other
A wink--- lets get it on
Slap on the butt--- that's… Continue
Added by kreallove on May 27, 2009 at 12:30pm —
A very distinguished looking Indian lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down. The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her. To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk sari and points to her right inner thigh very high up.
"Right here," she says, " I want you to tattoo a clay lamp, and underneath it I want the word Diwali."
Then she points to her left thigh.. just as high up, and… Continue
Added by MaryJane on May 24, 2009 at 1:31pm —
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the… Continue
Added by MaryJane on May 24, 2009 at 1:19pm —
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the… Continue
Added by MALCOMX on May 24, 2009 at 12:31am —
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed… Continue
Added by priya on May 22, 2009 at 11:30pm —
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp… Continue
Added by Jessica on May 22, 2009 at 10:05am —
Jim decided to write a book about the world's famous churches. He started his search in the US. On his first day , in chicago , Jim was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call '. Intrigued, he asked the minister what the telephone was for .The minister replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God . Jim thanked the minister and went on his way . He travelled to the… Continue
Added by priya on May 22, 2009 at 10:00am —
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (translation for men)
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the F1 before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments… Continue
Added by MaryJane on May 22, 2009 at 3:56am —
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Added by Rebecca on May 21, 2009 at 5:10am —
Your assistance in promoting a website which allows for donating online to aid marine conservation work in Fiji will be appreciated. The website is www.sasalutawamudu.org
Assistance is needed in promoting this website to as many people as possible, and drive traffic to it, which hopefully will result in online donations.
Hope you can help. Perhaps via a link on yourwebsites, or distribution on your listserve.
Added by 3ure3az on May 19, 2009 at 7:30pm —