What Women Really mean........Can u think of other words:)

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FINE 

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 

FIVE MINUTES 

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 

NOTHING 

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" 

GO AHEAD 

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. 

LOUD SIGH 

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" 

THAT'S OKAY 

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 

THANKS 

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. 

Don't forget "Whatever"... (it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!)

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To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: " Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothingaz, Lazyaz, and especially his third cousin Beatinyouaz. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.... Cheerz:)

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| ohhhh amennnnnnnnnnnn  to that sistaaah | preach it now. LOL. dammmn. Love it ! THANKS FOR SHARING TAIQUEEN. :)

hihihi..you're most welcome EB...Glad you loved it!!!!

While Yoaz is patiently waiting, Boaz is probably humping some Sistaz.

So Yoaz, while waiting might do yourself a favour by practising on Somemans-az!!

Se vacavaz???   LOL

yoaz..needs a spank-az..lol...Good one though..:D

Mrs. Bubbah do you want bacon eggs and toast for breakfast or just weetbix?

Me. Bacon eggs and toast please.

Mrs. A long sigh, then the look then the lecture. Weetbix is healthy and cheaper.

Me. (in my head flipping out, why the hell did she ask in the 1st place) Every saturday its the same thing she wud ask me what i wud like then totally keep asking till i answer the right answer for her. Au sa soro. 

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman..:D

Buturaki vaka dua koya na *another woman* .LOL

io eb its the moment to reflect ....vacuka :) the anger needs to manifest itself ......

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